How do I shake hands with a drug dealer?

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thehobo555 asked:


I’m going to get a dimebag, so I’m gonna have a ten dollar bill in my hand. We are going to shake hands to exchange the stuff. So how do I shake hands with him? There will be people around us so it has to be natural.

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22 comments to How do I shake hands with a drug dealer?

  • ™Piggy™

    pfft keep your money .

  • The Brazil Nut

    hugs not drugs!

  • 136 combat in runescape

    like slap it like the blacks do like winding the thumbs together

  • Billy Bilo

    Put the bill in your mouth and slip him some tongue.

    He’ll like it.

  • ­ revenginator

    Do a jumping high five, and then slip it down his pants when he jumps up.

  • ♥Ms.Lala♥

    slap his hand like wussup….

    well don’t slap but you know.

  • A marine

    Ok I am experienced in this field of work….you shake once with your left hand, then change hands and shake once with your right…..then nod twice, then walk away.

  • oXElixirXo

    Do a pantomime and make it really exaggerated.

    No, do it carefully. How the fuxk else would you shake hands with a drug dealer?

  • maris 3

    yeah nothing to fancy

  • Timelady

    Ask yourself if getting convicted of drug possession and not being able to find a good job is worth that dimebag before you worry about how to shake hands with a drug dealer. Even if its a misdemeanor, its gonna cost you at least a thousand bucks if you get caught.

  • Love

    Can’t you guys meet somewhere private? Just do it fast, when you shake hands he’ll take the bill and you take the dime. Simple as that, don’t be nervous just do it natural, when you feel the bag grab it gently, once you have it put your hands back in your pockets.

    hearts;

  • zScorpion

    you usually do the slap hand shake. but honestly i think the better way would be to be a little private about it.

  • S-L-Y

    just greet him like he was an old friend you havent seen in a while and give him a normal hand shake as your pulling your hand away from his he will start to close his hands as his sliding it away from your and then make a fist then then yeah have a big greeting smile on your face so it look legit. cuz ppl are around

  • Timinator .

    Put the 10 in your mouth and French kiss him.

  • ladyrosznthorns

    Have you ever heard the ole school terminology, wangster?

    You have 13 answers to this question already, lol…
    Please tell me you posted this just for laughs…

    If this question is real, take my advice and get your dime bag from a friend…

    Anybody who has to ask how to shake hands with a drug dealer to get a dime bag is likely to get shot by a real dealer. You’d never even know who he was. Believe that.

  • Studster

    Just the normal way black people shake hands.

  • ToolGirl4 Learned 2 enjoy losing

    And make sure you talk really loud…Like I’M HERE TO BUY THOSE DRUGS FROM YOU!….

  • Pocket Protectorate

    Boy!

    You’re about as sharp as a bowling ball, aren’t ya?

    Hee Hee…

  • Blueberryflowers

    I once saw somebody do that about ten years ago because they tricked me into driving them there by saying their children were in danger and it was an emergency. They just said hey WAZZOP to a man who smelled like pea who was sitting on a brick wall on the corner and he handed it without a hand slap or anything.

  • Poppit.

    Not to be rude or anything, but shaking hands is SO freaking obvious. Seriously dude, when was the last time you shook hands with someone BESIDES when you were dealing?

    If you gel your hair back and wear a business suit while talking about your office, papers and ‘the kids’, you might get away with it.

    It’s just so effing obvious these days *-*

  • Courtney T

    Wow, its not that hard, trust me…
    dont make such a big deal out of it…

  • kavekarst

    You don’t know where that hand has been. Wear a latex glove with a dab of sticky to help hold the medium of exchange. Keep your grip
    loose during the exchange and let the dealer handle extraction. Slip
    finger into glove afterward to peel it off without touching any surface
    that might have tainted orifice secretions or drug toxins.

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